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Thursday, March 20, 2008


including: but not limited to eating tons of cupcakes from Harlem's famed big butt maker "Make my Cake," without developing a case of the yacks.

Take that Karate cat! "Then I realized I wasn't in 1987 and I wasn't sleeping with My little Pony and that wearing anti-Iraq t-shirts had gone way out of style.

comforting: that some ballet dancers develop the rare disease known as overly posturpedic assholes.

story mom.

Gone to stuff some Spanx girdles.

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